Thursday, September 30, 2010

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The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific Review




Hmmm, there wasn't much about sex or cannibals in this book, but despite this, it was uproariously funny. I had read one of Troost's books before and was only luke-warm towards it, this one however, was a a pretty good book.

Troost and his girlfriend Sylvia decide they need to get away from it all after graduating from college. They apply for jobs all over and finally one comes in from a little island in the Pacific, Tarawa, which is a part of the Republic of Kiribati. Since he is essentially a "house husband" here he finds himself spending the days surfing, cleaning, worrying about clean water and trying to find some sort of food. Most worrying is that with the abundance of people and no reliable waste disposal, the surrounding area is very toxic and even the local fish are dangerous to eat. It certainly provides an adventure for even surviving on the island.

Troost and his girlfriend spend two years on this island where gradually they become used to the living conditions (although not the Macarena, which is played constantly by everyone). Although somewhat deceiving there is cannibalism and an interesting sex life portrayed on the island. But it isn't by the people, but rather the wild dogs that roam the area. They manage to survive their time but it leaves them deeply changed and the last chapter deals with how they try to adjust to life in America and their attempts to buy clothes, shop for groceries in a place that provides maximum choices, and re-adjusting to needing money for most things.

Troost is a very funny writer. While his work isn't very polished it does have a great flow to it and he injects a huge amount of humor into it. With his descriptions it is easy to see the island where he lives through his words. You can see the beaches, the trees, the glaringly hot sun. But to this same extent you can see the filth, the mangy animals and the other disastrous elements that makes the island a dangerous place to live. Troost is a great narrator and his voice provides a good telling for the story. My only complaint would be that he is very whiny. Yes he tells everything as hilarious, but overall there is a sense of self pity in the book. Its almost as if he barely found anything utterly fantastic and that there was a bad element to everything.

He does a decent job of describing the people of the island. They are varied in their thoughts but all love storytelling, eating good food, and beer. On an island there's not much to do so singing and dancing and overall just music is a great hobby here. They also have "local legends" of their own and love telling Troost stories about the people and area. He in turn gives us a nice retelling of some of these stories.

This book was definitely one of the better ones I've read of his. I'll probably continue to read his books and look forward to some of the other places he visits and writes about.

The Sex Lives of Cannibals
Copyright 2004
272 pages

Review by M. Reynard 2010







The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific Overview



At age twenty-six, Maarten Troost decided to pack up his flip-flops and move to a remote South Pacific island. The idea of dropping everything and moving to the ends of the earth was irresistibly romantic. He should have known better.

This book tells the hilarious story of what happens when he discovers that the island is not the paradise he dreamed of. Falling into one amusing misadventure after another, Troost struggles with stifling heat, deadly bacteria, and polluted seas in a country where the only music to be heard is "La Macarena." He and his girlfriend, Sylvia, contend with incompetent officials, alarmingly large critters, a paucity of food options (including the Great Beer Crisis), and bizarre local characters, including "Half-Dead Fred" and the so-called Poet Laureate of Tarawa, a British drunkard who's never written a poem in his life.





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Highly entertaining slice of a far away world, very funny - Ken Pru - Baltimore, MD United States
This book was much funnier than I expected, but also very educational. I learned so much about another culture and way of life. I listened to it as an audio book and the reader had a great sense of comedic timing. It was a fascinating tour of an area you never learn about in the travel magazines or discovery channel. It is about a slice of land the middle of nowhere. I can see myself listening to this every few years and enjoying it every time. Skip over the part about dogs if you have kids listening!










HYSTERICAL ! - D. H. Bowe - Houston Texas
Another great read from M. Troost; Highly recommend this one and can't wait for him to do some more traveling and hit the computer with another read ! Recommend ANYTHING this author writes





Excellent! Can really feel I was there. - hurbisto -
I was looking for a book that would tell me about people's experiences (mainly culture shock) living abroad (no matter where) and this book really met that goal. I particularly loved his writing style and the humor he weaves into the stories. Many times I had to laugh out loud, making me look like an idiot to the other patron's at Starbucks. You really get a feel for Kiribati living. The UN should make this book mandatory reading to any aid worker to be sent there.


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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Check Out A Date With Judy - Father's Birthday and Oogie's Band Evicted - 2 Shows - Audio CD

A Date With Judy - Father's Birthday and Oogie's Band Evicted - 2 Shows - Audio CD Review










A Date With Judy - Father's Birthday and Oogie's Band Evicted - 2 Shows - Audio CD Overview



This is an Audio CD of A Date With Judy, an oldtime radio show from the 1940's. If you love a good comedy, you'll love these. Here are the exciting episodes on this disc:A Date With Judy - Father's BirthdayA Date With Judy - Oogie's Band Evicted From His Father's GarageThis is an audio CD, so it will play on a standard cd player such as what you have in your car or home. No special equipment needed other than a CD player.This listing is in compliance with existing copyright laws and Amazon's policies. These are public domain oldtime radio shows legally produced by our company.





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The Wit of Cricket Collection Review










The Wit of Cricket Collection Overview



Cricket is often said to be a funny old game, and now you can find out why in this blockbusting collection of the very best jokes, stories and anecdotes from some of the game's great personalities. Richie Benaud, Dickie Bird, Fred Trueman, Brian Johnston and Henry Blofeld bring you the very best in cricketing humor in this hilarious compilation.






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Friday, September 24, 2010

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It's Ok If You're Clueless: And 23 More Tips for the College Bound Review




This book is really an interesting read. It's funny, factually serious, and will make you laugh at the same time. As the title suggests, there are times when one will be clueless while in college, or during the middle of an exam, and that is okay because it will balance out eventually. It is a learning experience and not the end!

The book is easy reading. The chapters flow very well and the imagery in each chapter is very apparent. The most appealing chapter is about "Doing it with gusto!" Chapter number five is fireworks! Having self confidence, doing it with enthusiasm, and getting it right are ways to live by.

There are some golden nuggets to live by in this book. For example, getting a summer job when school is out is a great thing. One should not get sloppy drunk and stay away from street drugs. Getting physical and staying in shape is a must. It is wonderful to get adequate sleep at night. Eating veggies and making God proud is awesome! These are some golden suggestions mentioned in the book.

One can read this book in short order. It is excellent and will stimulate the mind. I have read it twice already.

Recommendation of other books to read: Trilogy Moments for the Mind, Body and Soul, and A Trilogy of Poetry, Prose and Thoughts for the Mind, Body and Soul which includes the new Epulaeryu poetic form.







It's Ok If You're Clueless: And 23 More Tips for the College Bound Overview



From bestselling author Terry McMillan, life wisdom for high school graduates and those who love them

When her son Solomon graduated from high school, Terry McMillan was asked to be the guest speaker at the commencement ceremony. Determined not to be dull or redundant, Terry thought back to when she was stepping out into the world for the first time and the things she wished people had told her. Printing up what she thought were the most important tips for these new graduates, Terry was surprised to find that not only were these homemade pamphlets a hit with the students, but their parents clamored for copies too.

Now with It�s Ok If You�re Clueless, Terry McMillan brings her trademark wit and sass to every son and daughter about to take their first tentative steps into adulthood. Offering such nuggets as "Sit up straight," "Don�t listen to your parents," and "Bring your laundry home," as well as "See the world" and "Read anything and everything," It�s Ok If You�re Clueless is packed with the commonsense advice and conversational tone that have made her novels classic bestsellers. Equal parts witty and wise, It�s Ok If You�re Clueless is the perfect gift for the college bound this May.





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BE PREPARED - salvacion mendiola - Tinian, CNMI, USA
Our three teenagers are college-bound, all within a three-year period. This book is short and concise, but has valuable information for them to consider, like exercise, getting enough sleep, eating properly, etc...all basic information for the youngsters to work into their daily regimen. I liked the little 'wise' book and have already reviewed it with the first one going off. Terry wrote it for a HS graduating class in Berkeley, California, and it contains wisdom and good sense.





Great book - Lee -
I gave this book to someone as a gift. She had a few ideas of what she wanted to go to college for, but was undecided which one to choose. It bothered her going into college not knowing exactly what she wanted to major in. Even though everyone around her told her those feeling were normal I guess reading it made it better. This book was perfect, it let her know those feeling were normal (like we told her) and that after a few classes it would come to her. I guess heating it from a strange made her believe what everyone around her was telling her. After her 1st year of college she decided on her childhood dream and is on her way to becoming a pediatrian. I think this is the perfect gift fo any student entering college that is undecided or scared. It gives great advice, tells how parents and students feel about the transition of leaving the "nest".





A voice of wisdom, love, and encouragement - A reader -
I'm long past my college years, but I picked this up from the library because I thought it might have some inspiring words for those of us who lose our way every now and then in the day-to-day. McMillan doesn't tell you anything you don't know--fake it (confidence) 'til you make it, follow your own calling, the only way to succeed is through the investment of time and energy. But she's so delightful that reading her book is like spending an hour with a smart, witty, and supportive friend.

I can see how it could make a good gift for a college-bound student--or any student, high school or college, for that matter. In that period in life when you're trying to grow up and figure out how to live your life, McMillan offers the kind of wisdom, love, encouragement you need to stay grounded and sane.







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Friday, September 17, 2010

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Population: 485 CD Review




Michael Perry returns back to his home town, New Auburn, Wisconsin. A town in Northwestern Wisconsin, Population 485. He left 10 years ago and landed in Wyoming were he worked as a cowboy and put himself through nursing school.

Now he is home, has bought a house on Main Street and is happy to be closer to his mother and brothers. Both his brothers belong to the fire department and his mother is a first responder for the area. Michael decides the best way to reconnect with the community is to join the fire department and use his nursing training to study to become an EMT and his mother joins him in the class.

This is your typical small town, everyone knows everything about everybody, and Michael thinks it's the perfect place to write. Using the emergency calls, grass and chimney fires, accidents and dinners as background for his stories he brings the little town to life on the pages of this book. Humor and tragedy, heartbreak and devastating heartache we meet Michael's neighbors one siren at a time.

I LIKED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had several reasons for wanting to read this book. First, when I started this blog I challenged myself to read books written by Wisconsin authors or that used Wisconsin as the setting for the story. This books meets both those requirements.

Secondly, I am from a small town in Wisconsin, a little bigger than New Auburn, but growing up there was pure joy and at that time, everyone knew everything about everybody. That town has changed and grown and is no longer the town of my memories.



Also while growing up in that small town, my father was a fireman, later the fire chief, and when the fire department was in charge of the ambulance service he was the equivalent of what is now an EMT or First Responder. He even had the Fire Training School at Madison Area Technical College dedicated to him just 2 weeks after he died.

The stories in this book were wonderfully told and brought back so many memories. It prompted a call to my sister who had also read the book some time ago and we spent an hour reminiscing about our dad, who passed away in 1988, some of the stories were so funny, we wish we could write a book. Thank you Michael Perry for writing this book and giving us our Dad back for a few minutes.
Michael Perry has the gift of storytelling and anyone who likes to read about life in a small town, firefighters, EMTs, or anyone who believes in giving back will appreciate and truly enjoy this book. If you would just like to read a good story told by a fresh voice you will like this book.

Note: This book was published in 2002 and new copies of this book may be hard to find but there are plenty used copies available at both [...] and Amazon.com.



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Population: 485 CD Overview



Welcome to New Auburn, Wisconsin (population: 485), where the local vigilante is a farmer's wife armed with a pistol and a Bible, the most senior member of the volunteer fire department is a cross-eyed butcher with one kidney and two ex-wives (both of whom work at the only gas station in town), and the back roads are haunted by the ghosts of children and farmers. Michael Perry loves this place. He grew up here, and now -- after a decade away -- he has returned.

Unable to polka or repair his own pickup, his farm-boy hands gone soft after years of writing, Mike figures the best way to regain his credibility is to join the volunteer fire department. Against a backdrop of fires and tangled wrecks, bar fights and smelt feeds, he tells a frequently comic tale leavened with moments of heartbreaking delicacy and searing tragedy. Tracing his calls on a map in the little firehouse, he sees "a dense, benevolent web, spun one frantic zigzag at a time" from which the story of a tiny town emerges, building to a final chapter that is at once devastating and transcendent.





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just OK - THOMAS J SCHOMER - LINCOLN, NE, US
This book was OK, but not nearly as entertaining or amusing as Truck or Coop










Seriously, what a wonderful surprise! - lauren - Japan
The cover and description made this book seem like it would be only quirky vignettes about small town red-necks. While it was that to a degree, it was so much more thoughtful, intelligent, exciting, funny, and poignant than that, without being maudlin. Perry faces his characters with respect, without looking down on them for being country folk, as many writers returning to their home towns might be tempted to do. Being from a small town myself (and my stepfather a volunteer firefighter), I could relate to a lot of what he said, but he brought a lot of depth, history, and humor to it all. I teared up several times and laughed aloud several times too. I highly recommend this diamond in the hay...





Landscapes of the human spirit - William J Higgins III - Laramie, Wyoming United States
Michael Perry's "Population 485" is a wonderful reminisce in the life of a volunteer firefighter and EMT in a small rural Wisconsin town.

The stories are many while performing these vital duties and responsibilities. From the people Perry meets and interfaces with, to the events he witnesses, it's as good as it gets from an insider's viewpoint. Perceptive and insightful.

Several emotions surface while reading the book. Perry is humorous, heartfelt, genuine and pensive. His ponderings on place and space in time reach deep into the realms of being.

Hearing these stories from Perry's spin of writing and viewpoint was a pleasure.



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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

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Flanimals: The Story So Far Review




First off, let me start by saying that I love this book. It's cute, funny, gross, and just an all around good time.

I'm not going to sit here and complain like some others have that this is for kids and feel duped. No, because I think it is great for adults.

However, many people on here have stated that this book is overwelmingly a kids book. I disagree, and here is why.

There is a lot of adult undertones scattered throughout this book, some more obvious than others. Many of which kids wouldn't get. For instance, the Plumboid Dopplers "scientific" name is Scrotus Boggelum. Guess what he looks like; a scrotum. I think this just goes to show that the author did have adults in mind, at least a little, when making this book.

I do realize that kids will likely not catch onto that. But other things might not be that good for kids to read. Like ripping creatures heads off, and popping the eyes out of one called a Puddloflaj.

If you get this book with your kids in mind I would suggest reading it to them and skipping over all the things that are a bit questionable.

That all being said, I would like to say once again that I LOVE this book. Unlike the other people who complain about it. If you think your child can handle it, then by all means go for it, I am not one for censorship. I beleive that many kids are sheltered a bit too much, but this may not be for every kid.

I can't wait to get a copy of Flanimals II!







Flanimals: The Story So Far Overview



Ricky Gervais has spent a lifetime exploring the finer details of the world of the Flanimals. Now he seeks to answer some of the most important questions about Flanimology in his own words. He deals with such thorny issues as: Where did all the Flanimals come from? What were they doing there? How do you get from a Humpdumbler to a Puddloflaj? What did the Blunging discover in the dark forest? Are Flanimals for Christmas? All this and more in a unique talking book from the bestselling author of "Flanimals".





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Re: Mom004 - Nia V. Gonter -
Have you seen or heard anything by Ricky Gervais before? If so you would realize that he is a confirmed ATHEIST. He's entitled to 'mock god' in any way he chooses and I personally applaud him for it. If your little god botherer children can't handle the truth, don't read them stories written by atheists!





Flanimals warning - mom004 - Seattle, WA
We really liked book one, but imo the undertones mocking God and creation throughout the rest of the Flanimal books have gone too far for a children's series. These could have been such fun books, we were highly disappointed and are no longer fans.






My kids couldn't get enough - Hardheaded Reader -
I gave this to my son for Halloween - he's 8. He and my 6 year old daughter are now obsessed with drawing and inventing new flanimals. I thought they'd think it was cute but never imagined they'd become absolutely hysterical with glee.







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Sunday, September 12, 2010

Check Out David Sedaris: Live For Your Listening Pleasure for $9.82

David Sedaris: Live For Your Listening Pleasure Review




Heard DAVID SEDARIS: LIVE FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE, written and read

by the author.

I've read some of his essays in the past, but listening to them was even more fun . . . he's
a master of timing and droll asides, plus the reaction of the live audience made
his performance even more memorable.

The whole thing is little more than an hour . . . it contains three short, funny stories; "Laugh,
Kookaburra," which is longer and more serious (and delightful); and some brief diary entries,
all recorded live at locales throughout the country.

Included was this one digression about his experiences on book tour: He goes to a Costco
with his brother-in-law and puts a giant box of condoms in their cart. He feels like people are
staring at the two guys with the huge box of rubbers, so he asks his brother-in-law to put more
stuff in the cart to cover up the condoms. The brother-in-law picks out a big container of
strawberries and a huge bottle of olive oil. I'm still laughing at the thought of that scene!





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David Sedaris: Live For Your Listening Pleasure Overview



If you were lucky enough to have caught a performance on David Sedaris's most recent sold-out, 34-city tour, you already know that David Sedaris Live For Your Listening Pleasure is a must-have album! If you didn't hear it live and in person, then you're in for a treat-hilarious brand-new recordings from performances in Denver, New York, Durham, LA, and Atlanta, in one convenient audiobook collection, on sale November 24 for only .98.



From the bold feral rabbits of his French backyard to the eating habits of a carnivorous bird Down Under, Live For Your Listening Pleasure takes listeners on a veritable tour of natural wonders, beginning with a fable, "Cat and Baboon," and moving on to the peculiarly American habitat of the "big-box" store.



"Sedaris's sparkling essays always shimmer more brightly when read aloud by the author. And his expert timing, mimicry and droll asides are never more polished than during live performances in front of an audience."Publishers Weekly, Starred Review - When You Are Engulfed in Flames



Track Listing:



1: Cat and Baboon (Temple Hoyne Buell Theatre in Denver, Colorado)

2-5: Author, Author (Avery Fisher Hall at Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts in New York City)

6-8: Innocence Abroad (Durham Performing Arts Center, in Durham, North Carolina)

9-13 Laugh, Kookaburra (Royce Hall, UCLA in Los Angeles, California)

14-16: Diary Entries (Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre in Atlanta, Georgia)

(2010)





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Sedaris: live - Mercedes Simone Kozel - Sal Sagev
I bought my sister and I tickets to see this particular tour. We were both excited, giddy to see Mr. Sedaris but the initial looming doubt was there, the "what if he bombs?" or "what if he just stinks?"... Luckily for us, everyone else there and I'm sure for Mr. Sedaris too, he did not. Listening to this CD brings it all back with delightful and sometimes naughty glee. Yes. I said glee. Whether or not you have seen him live, do yourself a favor and own this CD. Great for dinner parties, days alone w/ chores, road trips and holidays if you happen to need an excuse to get away from your lovely relatives and maintain your sanity.





Sedaris for King - Melissa Wayne - Philadelphia, PA USA
If this country had a King, it should be David Sedaris! Funny, sardonic, witty, urbane, and even tragic at times, this is a marvelous collection of his work read by the author live! I can't recommend it enough!!!!










Another hit by David Sedaris - J. Alessi - Chicago, Il
It's funny. It makes me laugh. I can't remember the troubles of the day when I'm laughing. If you like David Sedaris' past musings, you'll like this one too.


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